Sonnets Duhhh!!

vThis is a stupid sonnet for you.

vWhy are we writing this? No idea.

vHow to write this sonnet no clue.

vThis is as fun as bad diarrhea.

vWhat exactly is a lame sonnet?

vIt’s exactly fourteen lines,

vWith mushy stuff to make you vomit.

vName it torture and a crime.

vThe creator was Shakespeare.

vWho back then was quite a homo.

vWith plays meant to drag out tears.

vHis life was like a bad porno.

v This assignment was a little bit gay,

v Thank goodness I finished today.

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